There are millions account on twitter but she is my favorite. Her tweet makes me smile, laugh or even out loud and it makes you scream "oh so TRUE!!". Check out her twitter @idillionaire and u'll know what i'm talking about.
Life has no remote, get up and change it yourself!
Never make the same mistake twice. There are so many new ones, why not try a different one everyday!
The next door neighbor challenged me to a water fight.....Waiting for my water to boil.
"Omgz havin such a gewd tiem wif mai bestiez, lolzzz!". Seriously? Take your keyboard and bash your head into it.
People are made to be loved and things are made to be used not the other way around.
I don't know who Shawty is, but she has a lot of rapper boyfriends!
There ain't no mountain high enough to keep me from you babe, JK LOL. have you seen Mt. Everest? I'm not climbing that shit for you!
There's three things a woman should know: how to look like a girl, how to act like a lady, and how to think like a man.
Just saw two homeless people making out. Was going to yell "get a room!" but stopped myself just in time.
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.
By the power vested in me, I now pronounce you deleted and blocked. You may now kiss my ass!!!!
I broke up with my cross-eyed boyfriend today. He was seeing someone else.
Besides @idillionaire, i'm following @FreddyAmazin and he got great tweets too. So, Go follow them!!!
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